Tuesday, 28 August 2012

Calling all fresh meat!

September is soon upon us and what better way to celebrate than to bring some newbies to the h*sh? On Saturday, September 8, Lusaka Hash House Harriers wants to welcome as many new faces to the hash as it can.
We've all confused friends and family members with talk of this hashing lark, with most of us having to explain in quick succession that it doesn't involve smoking dope! Most people raise their eyebrows and look a little confused as we go on to explain that we're a drinking club with a running problem!
And the run on the 8th is the perfect opportunity to call up so-called friends, family and colleagues and get them to come and experience their first ever hash. Let's face it - there's really sod all else to do on a Saturday afternoon in Lusaka, it's just not everyone has realised it yet!
All newbies are exempt from run fees and we'll try our hardest not to humiliate anyone too much! Plus, there'll be a prize for the hasher who brings along the most fresh meat (N.B - competition excludes anyone Orca brings along - Sorry Orca).
The trail will be a forest reserve classic and there'll be a walking route, too. We hope you'll bring plenty of newbies for us all to destroy, sorry, enjoy.

On-on, you horrible lot. Princess Fiona. 

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