The students are revolting!

Date: Saturday, August 25^th 2012.

Hares: Boy Blue and Matoke.

Location: UNZA (somewhere underneath the rubbish we presume).

Hash Number: 1683.

Attendance: 43.

The Hash was delighted to be back at UNZA once more to find it pretty much unchanged and untidied since the last time! Students enjoying a peaceful spot under the trees were quickly charged off, and presumably went back to revolting.

The r*n got off to a confused start, as wily Boy Blue had clearly seen the ‘just follow the Hare’ technique and deliberately led us all astray. Orca seemed personally affronted that the route was different to previous escapades, but she cheerfully and quietly ran on anyway. We leapt over rubbish heaps trying to find the trail, and eventually it lead us through some lovely reeds. Best not to know what was underneath there! We passed by a rowdy party (it was here that we lost Dreadful for some time, along with Sean and Jinny, although they later blamed it on the kids), and continued to admire Africa’s number one learning establishment.

We reached our first Hash Hold after daring antics tight-rope walking across a pipe and continued to swim though the rubbish, and at the second Hold we checked out the reds vs blues game (obviously the blues were winning). Going was bumpy but we arrived at the scenic part of the run: Arcades! The final stretch through the trees was shady and pleasant but somewhat marred by the fact that Boy Blue obviously left his dirty socks from setting the r*n in the forest.

Teetering over the stepping stones, we followed the on-in to our cars (still there, hurrah!) and got stuck into the Mosi. In the circle we discovered many interesting facts about Boy Blue such as…. errrrr, nevermind. Simon from Manchester marked the run ‘rubbish!’ and rather harshly gave 8/15. Barrel Boy gave a much more valid 9.1. We welcomed newcomers April from Texas, yee-hah, Blow Job from Sweden (a friend of Condom Man’s of course), Swedish from Botswana and Alison, also from Texas.

Happily for everyone we had a much better RA than usual, in the form of G2S (yup, I am the one writing this)! Yes, finally PF’s Everton loyalty overcame his love for the Hash. However this kicked off the first down-downs for the mighty Blues’ unsuccessful opponents, Simon and Tripod.

Look if you Like, Hazards and Swedish were brought in for a luminous triple due to their ‘eye-catching’ attire. They were followed by April with her Full Monty stripper trousers, and Moby Dick with some fetching body jewellery – certainly improper clothing on the Hash!

Improper behaviour was next on the cards, with the shortcutters, Money Launderer, Sugababe,  Condom Man and Rob all earning a down-down. They were followed by Alison, who went on safari and forgot her camera, and Doggy Style, who had forgotten a child. The final punishment deservedly went to Mr Bizarre, who thought that when ‘HASH HOLD’ was being called, it was his name, Arsehole, instead!

The announcers made a big push for the Fresh Meat r*n on 8^th September before we got on to the main business: Hash Sh*t. There really was no question at all after we found out that Money Launderer had been asked to provide rubbish bins for UNZA and had refuse-d. Well done, Money Launderer!

On on! G2S