God Save the Queen!

SHE IS A PISSPOT THROUGH AND THROUGH: Elizabeth sinks 
a warm castle on the Windsor Hash last weekend.

God save the Queen! What would be a better way to celebrate Queen Elizabeth's Diamond Jubilee than a r*n around Roma? 

On Saturday, June 9, at 3pm, Lusaka Hash House Harriers is giving you the chance to unfurl the bunting, eat cucumber sandwiches and hobnob with some of Lizzie's finest subjects!

The run will start and finish out of Bongwe Barn and costs 50 pin. 

"50 pin? Bloody hell, that's expensive. How do those arses on the Mismanagment C*mmittee expect me to stump up that?" I hear you cheapskates shout. 

The price is inclusive of run fee, Hash beer, a snazzy Jubilee T-shirt and a hog-roast rustled up by Matt the chef at Bongwe. What's more, bring your oxygen thieves for just 25 pin! 

The party will continue afterwards at Bongwe Barn. Rumour has it that Lizzie herself will be down for  a few Mosi and a game of killer if Phillip will babysit the corgis. 

On on! Social Sex.